About

I’m a writer.  This doesn’t mean much, because nowdays, everyone’s a flippin’ writer.  But when I say I’m a writer, I can actually prove it ’cause I have a degree and everything.  Which doesn’t really mean anything when you take into consideration the fact that since graduating with my writing degree I’ve moved back to my hometown to live with my parents and work a retail job.  I know.  I rock.  I might as well tell you people that I live in a van down by the river.  But I won’t, because I have too much pride for that.