January 16, 2009...7:51 am

Priceless and Rare Commodity for Sale at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

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Have you heard about this?  The college student who’s selling her virginity online to pay for schooling for herself and her sister?  Apparently, the bidding is up to 3.7 MIIIIILLLLIOOOOON DOLLAHS.  (That’s “million dollars” in case you couldn’t follow that.)

And now, female college grads everywhere are wondering, “Why didn’t I think of that?!”

Including myself.

I kid, I kid. 

Quite shameful to say the least, but I must admit, the best part of the entire Fox News article can be found in the following two paragraphs…

“The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan. 

“Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting,” says the Bunny Ranch Web site.”

Classic.

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  • she’s just a prostitute from the bunny ranch who had her hymen fixed. freak, do u think she’s going back to grad school with those millions? what a shameless scam. silly people who buy it and eat it up– the media really has nothing else to focus on these days.

  • What’s worse about this issue was that is was shown in the media and because of it, more people have probably heard of it for the first time and been inspired to bid on her “commodity”.

    I don’t get the media AT ALL.


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