Sad Excuse for a Real Post

I know. I haven’t posted in forever. And I’ve experienced a little bit of WordPress withdrawal.
And now? Right now, I REALLY have so much to blog about and so much to say and so much to rant and rave about and yet…
It’s 2:00 in the morning. I SHOULD be going to bed… but it [...]

Priceless and Rare Commodity for Sale at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Have you heard about this?  The college student who’s selling her virginity online to pay for schooling for herself and her sister?  Apparently, the bidding is up to 3.7 MIIIIILLLLIOOOOON DOLLAHS.  (That’s “million dollars” in case you couldn’t follow that.)
And now, female college grads everywhere are wondering, “Why didn’t I think of that?!”
Including myself.
I kid, [...]

Patient Experiences Unnatural Attachments to Inanimate Objects

This patient?
It’s me.
I know, I know.  I’ll allow you a moment to gather your thoughts and feelings about this particular revelation.  I realize most of you out there thought I had it all together, that I was perfect.
Alas, dear bloggity peeps… this is not the case.
In fact, I’m quite the fr-eeee-AK when it comes to [...]

Un-Freakin’-Believable

Apparently there are protests happening in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.  Protests about Israel’s current campaign in Gaza.
Protesters included at least 200 pro-Palestinian demonstrators and a much smaller group of Israel supporters.
The protests apparently became so heated that one pro Palestinian woman felt compelled to make such statements as, “Go back to the oven. You need a [...]

Hey, I have an idea…

Let’s just blame Israel again.

After all, they make such excellent scapegoats.

Post Holiday Slump

Okay.  So, I realize I haven’t posted on here for quite some time, but between eating myself into a coma and trying to recover from said coma, I just haven’t had the time.
Actually, that’s not entirely true.  Between bites of Russell Stove chocolates, chocolate covered pretzels, puppy chow, Christmas buns, corned beef roll-ups filled with pickles [...]