Uh…Er…Yeah.

I don’t care who you’re voting for…
This is just plain weird.

*Cringe*

This SNL skit on Katie Couric’s interview with Sarah Palin was freakin’ hysterical.
This and this however, (her actual interview?) is horrifying.
And this? From Biden and Obama?
Aye, aye, AYE!
Seriously, this whole election season is nothing but comedy theater.
Makes for AWESOME entertainment, but I’m too embarrassed to keep watching.

Good Ol’ Days

So, I’m sitting here, at 1:07 AM, while the boy sleeps soundly in the other room because I’m both way too wide awake and way too bored to actually sleep.
I think the boredom has something to do with the wide awake thing.
I am so bored, in fact, that I have resorted to searching for things [...]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

The past few mornings I have been waking up EXHAUSTED.
Not just like, “Oh crap, it’s time to get up ALREADY?!” kind of tired. More like, “Oh my goodness gracious sakes alive, have I been prematurely awoken from my coma?” kind of tired.
You know the kind of tired where your brain is ridiculously fuzzy, your body [...]

Mmm…breast milk. Tastes more like regular cow milk!

Have you heard about this?
PETA is urging Ben & Jerry’s to use human milk in their ice cream rather than cow’s milk.
According to the story by the Associated Press, “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking the ice cream maker to begin using breast milk in its products instead of cow’s milk, saying [...]

Duuuuuudes…Listen…

You wanna know what is not such a funny movie?
“Baby Mama”.
I mean, it’s pretty funny and all… I experienced a few laugh-out-loud moments during it…
But overall, the premise and story line was pretty lame… and really, really predictable.
Why am I telling you this?
Well, if you don’t know, why would I?
In other entertainment news…
You know what [...]

Morning People

I’ve recently discovered the existence of a new clique, a very exclusive clique, the kind of clique that reminds you of the torture that was high school.
This is the “Morning Person Clique” and it has millions of members whose sole purpose is to make you question your validity as a human being because you are [...]

Dear Al Franken:

Um, would it be alright if I asked you to do me one little favor?
Um, I’d kinda appreciate it if…
YOU’D STOP BOMBARDING ME WITH STUPID POLITICAL PHONE CALLS!
If I want information regarding your political views, how about you let me check things out for myself?
Because every time you call (and it’s been a few times [...]

Because I Can…

I’m going to post more pictures of the wedding…

Yeah, there will be more where those came from.
I guess I just like to share.

Weddings

We have a wedding to go to tomorrow.
I hate going to weddings.  Especially the weddings of people I barely know.
The cool thing for me is, 90% of my friends are already married off.
Joel’s friends?  Like 50%.
And I refuse to go to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE WEDDINGS.
You have to mingle and act like you care [...]