Um, really?

Sarah Palin. McCain’s new running mate.
Really?
I thought the point of this whole presidential race thingy was to try to win.
Although I’ve been known to be wrong before…
Actually, I was just talking about McCain choosing a running mate last week, and how he should pick a female to earn some votes from women.
When I said that [...]

HELP ME.

I’m bored.
Bored, bored, boredity, BORED.
Out of my GOURD.
And I don’t even HAVE a gourd, so that’s really saying something.
Ever since we got back from our honeymoon, I’ve been beside myself with boredom.
You know it’s getting particularly serious when you find yourself turning off all the lights, hiding yourself in the closet and then jumping out [...]

Details…

About that crazy little wedding thing…
Just for the record, if I had to do it all over again, I totally would. With the friends and the family and the pastor and the food and the weather and the photographer and the reception… it was just a crazy good time…you know, when I wasn’t exhausting myself with tension [...]

Marriage Thought #1

I married a total and complete slob.
On a scale of one to ten just HOW HARD IS IT to throw away a wrapper from a candy bar, a package of socks or a new DVD?  HOW HARD PEOPLE?!
Apparently, hard enough to have to leave it on the kitchen counter, the office desk and the coffee [...]

Wedding

6 Days

Yeah.  Thanks for reminding me.
Jerks.
Although this is a good thing because A) it is almost over and B) I will soon be returning to my regularly scheduled sanity.
I’m trying not to think about it though.
Is that weird?  Aren’t brides supposed to be all, “Oh yay!  Whee!  This is fun!  Look at me, look at me!”?
Yeah, [...]