Blondie

I went to my hair stylist today to get my hair colored.
I walk in and she tells me she’s been thinking about my hair and she doesn’t want to do anything drastic to it, so she’s just going to give me highlights.
I pause and sort of stare because I don’t want highlights.  I want to [...]

Embrace your inner sadist

I’m not a big fan of bugs, regardless of whether I’m on their territory, or they’re on mine.
That said, I’d much rather remove them from my presence than deal with them invading my space.
But this is easier said than done.
Especially if they are one of two things:
1. Fast-moving.
2. Hard-shelled critters.
The fast-moving ones are a pain [...]

Randomization

Just for the record, I have a zit the size of Cincinnatti on my face, and yes I’m already aware of it, so no, there is no need to point it out to me.  Thanks for looking out for me though.
Secondly, I may need a new set of tires soon if I cannot learn how [...]

For serious

I was standing behind the counter today when a customer came up to me and asked…
“Do you work here?”

Guest Lists

So, can I ask…
During this whole “wedding planning” thing…has anyone else completely freaked out about the number of guests coming to your shin-dig?
Because that’s all I can worry about lately.
I’m so concerned that the church will be empty, and there will be no reason to even have a reception.
Apparently…
NO ONE WANTS TO COME TO MY [...]

Now, you’re just pullin’ my leg!

I had a strikingly handsome customer come up to the counter today and ask me the following question:
“The price on the anchor bookends you have… is that the price for the set, or just for one of them?”
Selling bookends separately…
Isn’t that a bit like selling the salt shaker without the pepper grinder?
I mean, I’m just [...]

Men as Pigs

Has anyone else noticed the recent TV commercials promoting the idea of “All men are pigs”?  Or is it just me?
The Klondike Bar commercial?  The hot girl wiggles by as a husband and wife are discussing something and the announcer comes on and states “So and So kept his eyes on his wife the entire [...]