AWKWAAAAARD

I watched this movie the other day.
It was from the 60s.
Called “The Sterile Cuckoo.”
Starring Liza Minelli.  And some guy I’m not familiar with.
It was by the guy who did “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”
Apparently, he really had a thing for Cuckoos.
ANYWAY…
Here was Liza Minelli acting all bi-polar and crazy and extraordinarily high strung and [...]

Duct-taped mirrors

Today I went to work with my mirror duct-taped to my passenger door.
Apparently, my less than stellar spacial perception was WAY off this morning.
I started to pull out of the garage on my way to work, glanced at the mirror and thought, “I’m way too close,” then somehow got distracted and forgot about it, and [...]

Secrets

My friend just sent me my Christmas present this week.
It was full of music.
Three CDs in all.
 I was very excited.
She had asked me what I wanted and I told her.  Then she randomly brought up the Backstreet Boys (she’s an out-of-the-closet fan) and told me how good their new album was.
I laughed.
She said she was [...]

The Art of Categorization

I love categories.
I think categories were the best things ever invented.
I love that you can have a category and then a sub-category and then bazillions of little baby categories after that.
I’m all about categories and the spawn thereof.
When things aren’t categorized correctly, I get panicky.  I start to twitch a little on the inside.  I [...]

The Story of My Hideously Anti-Mormon Southern Baptist Grandmother

…is a story, Loralee desperately needs to write.
Obviously.
In other news…
I’m sorry, I just can’t get over that line.
That book SO needs to get written.

Primaries

Whoa, yeah, seriously…how much do I rock with keeping this thing up to date?
Yes, yes.
But enough about me.  How ’bout those Presidential Primaries?
Is it weird that watching the debates and the primary results  is actually fun for me?
‘Cause it is.  Oh-so-much fun.
The boy has so much to look forward to next fall.
Here are my initial [...]