And another five

Things for which I am thankful…
1. The fact that my boss didn’t call into work today so I didn’t have to waste 30 minutes on the phone listening to him tell me to do things I already did three weeks ago and have him think out loud over the phone to me saying things like, [...]

5 more things

1. Naps. Being THIS tired all day, I definitely deserve the second best thing God ever invented. I bet you’re wondering what the best thing is, huh? Napping, idiots.
2. Loralee. ‘Cause she makes me laugh my guts out and if I lived in Logan, I’d arrange it so I could live next door to her [...]

New Leaf

After the past few weeks of feeling emotionally, mentally and spiritually drained, and after one too many afternoons of lamenting the situations that make up my life… I have made a decision to turn over a new leaf.
As I was sitting in this little coffin of a room, tap-tap-tapping away on my computer, obsessing over [...]

Oh. My. Goodness.

I love Blogger.
God bless Blogger.
People at Blogger are the best people in the world.
EVER.
They’re even better than Mormons.
Why?
Because they…
UNDELETED MY OLD BLOG FOR ME!!!!
Oh my gosh…seriously, I could kiss their feet.
I am a happy, happy girl once again.
You people rock.
Now…if I could just figure out how to access it…did I have an old password? How [...]

Pertater Chippies

Whoa! Okay! After the depression that was that last blog post…let me blog about something happy.
Something like…
Potato Chips.
Seriously, due to the fact that they are the best invention in the whole wide world ever, potato chips are bound to make people happy. The mere phrase puts a smile on the lips of…well…everyone.
I have a problem [...]

If you want a happy blog post, this one is not for you

I have a birthday next month.
I’m not disclosing the date because I’ve decided to forego the activities.
Birthdays are highly overrated. They’re merely inconsequential days where you get to contemplate the fact that you are another year older (but not really wiser because if you were any wiser you would have kept your mouth shut about [...]

This one’s for Loni

I am now allowing my blog to accept annonymous comments.
So, all you creepy lurkers out there who can’t bring themselves to reveal their true identity may lurk no more. Your anonymity is important to me. Comment away… Loni.

Parade of Homes

I found my dream home this past weekend while in the Twin Cities.
My boy and I drove past it and before we even realized it was a Parade of Homes home, I was pointing out the window, poking him in the arm, and obstructing his vision while gasping, “Oh my gosh! Look at that! It’s [...]

Oh….my….gosh

It’s the first day of Spring.
And it’s like forty degrees here.
Which makes it pretty much the best day ever.
Despite the gray, rainy, muddy mess.
It’s still Spring.
SPRING, BABY.
The best season ever.
I’m so excited I could just about piddle.
In other news, I should take this opportunity to apologize for my slacker ways and never posting, never, ever, [...]

The Bestest Movie In the Whole Wide World Forever and Ever ‘Til Death Do Us Part, Amen.

I used to have two favorite movies.
#1: “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?”
#2: “About a Boy”
They are no longer my two favorite movies.
They are now my second favorite movies.
Only because they have been replaced by…
THE BESTEST MOVIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD FOREVER AND EVER ‘TIL DEATH DO US PART, AMEN.
If people could marry movies, I’d [...]