Entries from February 2007

February 28, 2007

Free for all

So, “American Idol” apparently has another scandal on its hands.
This from The Associated Press:
“A close friend of “American Idol” semi-finalist Antonella Barba says that the aspiring singer is not the subject of some graphically sexual pictures purported to be of her that were posted on the Internet last week.
The pictures include one of four women [...]

February 28, 2007

Skeptics, oh my!

According to a new documentary about to air on the Discovery Channel, the bones of Jesus Christ and his family (his wife Mary Magdalene, his father Joseph, his son Judah, among others) have been found and supposedly, positively identified in the city of Jerusalem.
What?

No! It can’t be! What are you saying? I don’t understand! Are [...]

February 23, 2007

Mitt Romney

Could someone please explain to me why I hate this man?
I hate him. I don’t even know if I can bring myself to say I intensely dislike him because my disgust with him is so irrationally fierce.
Whenever I hear anything about him, I get insanely worked up.
This is all entirely too odd because the man’s [...]

February 23, 2007

Favorite hobbies

My coworker and I decided the other day that the two best inventions ever are sleeping and eating. These “inventions” are so great, in fact, that we might just be in the running of referring to them as “hobbies”.
Seriously. I see no reason why I shouldn’t be hugely obese by now.

February 19, 2007

Choo-choo

There’s this train. It’s called the marriage train. Everyone I know is on it, and it feels like they’re waiting for me to get on. Especially the boy. It’s like he’s trying to tell me, “This train is pulling away from the station and you’re either on it or your not.” [...]

February 13, 2007

Name Calling

My boy and I have an unusual way of showing each other affection.
Generally it comes by way of calling each other names.
We’ve even made it into a game where we come up with as many insulting names as we can, and whoever runs out of insults first, loses.
It goes a little something like this:
“Jerk.”
“Moron.”
“Idiot.”
“Butthead.”
And eventually [...]

February 5, 2007

I win

Why do I win and what exactly did I win at?
The Super Bowl.
Duh.
I cheered for the right team…
And the right team won….
Which therefore makes them MY team…
Which by associationg makes me a winner too.
So, I win.
Honestly, though, I gotta say I enjoyed the Super Bowl way more because of the significance it held being Black [...]

February 4, 2007

Dish Racks

First of all, is that one word, or two?
Dishracks? Or Dish Racks?
I’m gonna go with the latter…
Not that it matters…
Come to think of it though, do people more commonly refer to them as DRYING racks?
Whatever. I don’t. Drying rack sounds so very…Amish.
ANYWAY…I digress. More to the point, is anyone else as [...]